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After a long hiatus due to those bastards over at Anonymous, Power Rankings are back! I know you are dying to get my opinion on how I think you are playing and who is number 1 overall so without any further adieu, here we go!
1. BROWNS - Undefeated through 3 games and took on some tough competition (Shameless filling in for me, Giggin and Sway) and tied for the the number 1 defense makes this an easy choice
2. SEAHAWKS - Undefeated as well and had a somewhat easy schedule since there are very few if any easy wins in this league. Number 1 offense and a good defense gives him the edge over....
3. LIONS - Shameless and his lobbyballer Lions have played well so far this season. Number 2 offense is firing on all cylinders....
4. BILLS - Sway is on fire right now with big wins over Bombs and Foed. His only loss came from the Browns. His D is killer right now and spiller hasn't gotten going yet...
5. SAINTS - Larry Fitzgerald and Jonathan Stewart are on a tear right now and Rodgers is struggling. Only loss came from Wright when Shameless subbed...that whore...
6. FALCONS - 2 big wins to start the season against tough opponents. Lost last game vs a division rival but playing well none the less
7. COLTS - MIM has those Colts playing very well right now and Lincoln isn't among the leaders in receiving yards. Once he gets going, MIM will be tough to beat
8. RAIDERS - Foed is playing well so far this season. Looks like he has a tough division this year and Jersey hasn't started off well but that will change. An early lead in the division may be the difference
9. CARDS - Scoring a ton of points right now. Playing very well.
10. REDSKINS - Lost to Cards but rallied off 2 straight wins against tough owners.
11. PACKERS - Running the ball really well and playing tough D.
12. BENGALS - Big wins to start the season. This rank may be askew due to his newness in the league. Don't sleep on dem Bengals!
13. CHARGERS - 2-1 through 3 games and both wins were convincing. Lost to Foed in the season opener. I expect the good play to continue
14. GIANTS - Chunk has some crazy close games to start the 2014 season, winning his 2 games by a combined 4 points and losing his other game by 3. He's nothing but consistent
15. BEARS - The last of the 2-1 teams. Running the ball well and stopping the pass well so far. Struggling to stop the run thus far....
16. TEXANS - Tied vs. the Ravens in a sim game and beat up those dirty Cowboys. Rorbo has some work to do to keep pace in a tough division
17. RAVENS - A tie could hurt the Ravens but its better than a loss.......right?
18. BRONCOS - Oh how the mighty have fallen! That playoff loss to the Ravens coupled with all of his sub losses have sucked away all his momentum. Can he get it back?
19. DOLPHINS - Tough start so far but not out of the race yet. If Robinson can continue to run well, INAG will be just fine
20. JAGS - The Canuck hating Ted Mosby clone has struggled so far and his schedule isn't the easiest.
21. TITANS - Lost big to the Ravens and Colts. Won a close one against the G-Men. Which is the real Dro?
22. PANTHERS - Big win vs. Money last game. Needs Clausen to stop sucking to turn things around.
23. BUCS - Darngood is struggling as of late. Did the same thing last year but turned it around. He's too good of a player not to...
24. COWBOYS - Struggling to find an identity on O. Romo's huge game vs the Eagles may help him find it...
25. JETS - J...E...T...S.....WTF!?!? You're better than this!
26. PATS - Slusha started well with a big win over Frank 1.0 but got smoked his last 2. I hope its not a trend for the very sim Slusha
27. STEELERS - See #25. What the eff, Giggin!
28. RAMS - Fordtuff has some tough games to start his UFL career. This isn't the best league out there for nothing! Hang in there buddy!
29-32 - Vikes, Eagles, 9ers, & Chiefs - All unowned teams as of week 3. WHAT HAPPENED TO ZIK????
There you have it gents. Let me know what you think!!
Be back after week 6!
6th, M12 can't come any sooner; I'm excited 
